These aren’t for everyone. But every year group has a class clown… or five. And if you want your legacy to be that you made everyone laugh, then you’re probably going to want to be funny with your yearbook quote. But it’s not that easy to be funny all the time. So we have tried to be funny for you. We hope you might find at least a couple of these yearbook ideas a little bit humorous, and they might even help you discover your inner comedian.
“Getting a job in a mirror factory is something I can really see myself doing.”
“I got 99 problems and outdated references is definitely one of them.”
“I’m about as intimidating as Sooty, and only slightly wordier.”
“I hate using programmes that can’t read emoticons ⏮⏮⏮⏮⏮⏮⏮”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” Oscar Wilde
“Have I been hypnotised into thinking i’m an elderly lady? BINGO!”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” Linda Grayson
“I’m pretty sure half the people in this yearbook didn’t even attend this school. Who are you all?”
“When I was a kid my fairy god mother told me that when I grow up I can either have an amazing memory, or I can be really really good looking. I forget my response…”
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
“I like you because you join in my weirdness”
“I put the pro in procrastinate.”
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
“My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.“
“Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”
“I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.”
“Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.”
“The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.”
“Never use your favourite song as an alarm clock. Never.”
“Dear karma, you should use this yearbook as a list of people you missed.”
Top Twips
@TwopTwips is a twitter profile which specialises in funny advice. They can be a great source of funny yearbook quotes. Here are some of our favourites:
“Find your hurricane name by simply putting the word ‘hurricane’ before your first name” – @TwopTwips
“Find out what Jeremy Kyle’s breath smells like by telling him that you haven’t got a job” – @TwopTwips
“Easily make your own pizza, by unfolding a calzone” – @TwopTwips
“Experience Minecraft in the real world by simply putting a sieve on your face” – @TwopTwips
“Add an element of complexity to your postman’s job by installing a ‘spam’ letter box underneath your real letterbox” – @TwopTwips
“Friends are a convenient, cost effective, alternative to selfie sticks”- @TwopTwips
“Use the time it takes to grow your hair into a man bun to seriously think about which way your life is going” – @TwopTwips
“Save time by not writing a to-do list and simply doing things instead” – @TwopTwips
